“Ever heard the one about Mistress Max? She’s a good Domme, bad comedian: her gags leave you in silence.”

No, but seriously, folks. I’m Mistress Maxine – “Max” will do.

What’s a nice place like this doing with a kid like me? It’s simple: much like Yours Truly, Pandora’s Box is a true-blue, native-NYC original. If we’re talking authentic, here’s your Big Apple travel guide: follow that Carnegie Hall concert and Caffe Reggio cappuccino with a classic, old-school Pandora’s playdate with this classic, old-school Manhattan brat.

A keen corporal crack-shot, I’ve trained with the greats, with the privilege of playing shoulder-to-shoulder with veteran Mentresses. (If you’re wondering, I’m partial to a nice, springy, mid-weight synthetic cane.) Still, whips and chains alone won’t make for true submissive stupor; words always leave the longest-lasting mark. Hence, roleplay’s my forte and mind games my modus operandi. Perennially creative and mercilessly precise, I’m the pervert with poise you’ve been waiting for.

It’s famously been said that dancer Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire could, but “backwards in heels”. To this point: Aaron Sorkin sure can pen a mean walk-and-talk, but call me when he does it like I do: ruthlessly off-cuff in six-inch vinyl dagger stilettos.

My personal Pro-Domination role models include Dorothy Parker, Andy Kaufman, Sixties ad exec George Lois and, of course, beloved British BDSM-tape character actor Christian Fennington.

My speaking voice has been cited as “anachronistic,” “Transatlantic,” “husky” and “hypnotic”. All I’ll add is that it gets results. Curious? Inquire about a phone session – or make like a big boy and book a head-to-head.

I’ll leave you with this: a true visionary suffers for their art…but I’d prefer you do it for me.

Got more questions? Have your people call my people: (212) 242-4577.